What forces are working against Wonder Woman and who is Dr Poison? What will happen when Grodd’s wrath is unleashed on Wally? Or is he nice? Maybe Grodd is nice. What is happening in Gotham while Batman faces Freeze? Is everyone safe? Who or what is the White Martian? And how are they weaponizing the vibes? We finally learn Brainiac's backstory, what kind of a fresh freak is he? And what’s going on in Evergreen? Is Guy Gardner dead? Join us as we discuss Absolute Green Lantern 2, Absolute Flash 3, Absolute Martian Manhunter 3, Absolute Wonder Woman 8, Absolute Superman 7 and Absolute Batman 8.

Recommendations - The Lost Boys, Exquisite Corpses, Compu-toon, Twin Peaks

Our intro music is Atarashii Gakko! - Pineapple Kryptonite and our outro is Cliffhanger Narration from The Superhero Suite.

We are once again faced with the question: is the metal evil? This could be a recurring metaphor for human industrialization and whether or not we have a right to so aggressively alter the world we live in and use up limited resources but it’s probably just a way to get more words on the page. What’s Ultimate Sabertooth like? More importantly how fucking cute are Artie and Leech? Who is Mysterio? And why is this reveal so cool? We called it, just saying.   

This episode we discuss Ultimate Wolverine 4 & 5, Ultimate Spider-Man 16, and Ultimate Black Panther 15. Next time we’ll have more books to talk about just stay up to date it's not very hard. 

Recommendations: Trigun, Marvels, Resurrection Man: Quantum Karma

Why is the Martian sad? Do you have bad vibes? That sucks, ours are sick. Will Wally ever be able to stand still again? What does Absolute Grodd look like? Is it the end of Kal-El’s backstory? What’s next for Batman? Do you want Fries with that? Will Wonder Woman defeat Hades? Watch out, he's tricky. And of course it’s time for Absolute Green Lantern. What’s even IS the Green Lantern? We talk about Absolute Green Lantern 1, Absolute Flash 2, Absolute Martian Manhunter 2, Absolute Wonder Woman 7, Absolute Superman 6, and Absolute Batman 7,

Our intro music Is Atarashii Gakko! - Pineapple Kryptonite and our outro is Cliffhanger Narration from The Superhero Suite.

Do people actually read these? I’ve never read a podcast description. I’ve been guessing at the format.

What’s going on with Asgard? Who is Ultimate Sandman? Why is Gambit only using white queens? Vibranium is evil? Where did Hisako go? How did Surge even get there? Are they still the X-Men? This week we discuss Ultimate Wolverine 3, Ultimate Spider-Man 15, Ultimate X-Men 13 & 14, Ultimate Black Panther 14 and Ultimates 11.

Who is John Jones? Is Barry a better dad then Wally’s actual dad? Does Batman finally beat the Black Mask? How’s Wonder Woman doing now that she’s back in hell? Did Krypton really blow up? This episode we cover Absolute Superman 4, Absolute Batman 5, Absolute Wonder Woman 6, along with the launches of Absolute Flash 1 and Absolute Martian Manhunter 1. We’ll try to answer all of those questions but will probably get distracted talking about the Arrowverse along the way. 

Our intro music is Atarashii Gakko! - Pineapple Kryptonite and our outro is Cliffhanger Narration from The Superhero Suite.

Did Hitler really kill himself? What is Kagayama's plan? Can the Winter Soldier remember anything? Is Illyana up to something? Is vibranium evil? Is Mysterio up to something? Did that really happen in Spider-Man did they really do that? We’ll try and answer that while doing our best to avoid MCU tangents. We talk about Ultimate Wolverine 2, Ultimate Spider-Man 14, Ultimate X-Men 12, Ultimate Black Panther 13 and Ultimates 10.

Next time we’ll have a new book from all 5 series to check out. So do the reading or don’t listen.

Recommendations: Mickey 17, Assorted Crisis Events, Akira, The Grateful Dead

In this episode Kiwi is able to pull the name of the Star Wars race that Kit Fisto is out of his ass which is the type of crazy feat you come here for. That's right, it's another serving of DC's Absolute comics about those famous superheroes: Batman, Superman, and of course none other than Wonder Woman her very self. We have a lot of good things to say about them, and who knows, maybe we even get a little bit crazy with it - much like those dastardly Party Animals that Absolute Batman has to deal with. So settle in, and enjoy the show! The comics are Absolute Superman 4, Absolute Batman 5 and Absolute Wonder Woman 5 by the way.

Recommendations: Meals On Wheels, Righting Wrongs, PTU, John Wick 4

Who is the Ultimate Winter Soldier? Are Wolverine and Nightcrawler in love? (yes) Who is organizing the rejected Children of the Atom? Where are Peter and Harry? And what does an Ultimate Luke Cage look like? Why is there no Black Panther comic this episode? We talk about Ultimate Wolverine 1, Ultimate Spider-Man 13, Ultimate X-Men 11, and Ultimates 9.

Next time we’ll have a new book from all 5 series to check out. So do the reading or don’t listen.

Recommendations: Elden Ring, Fantastic Four by Ryan North, Severance, Accident (2005)

Ya know you miss one episode and you get demoted from host and maybe even the director of the show to just an editor. No shade to editors, certainly not as bad as being eaten and shit out by the Tetracide. This week we cover Absolute Superman 3, Absolute Batman 4, and Absolute Wonder Woman 3 and 4. Our hosts experience Batman’s early days, lament over how much time we’re spending on Krypton and bulk up on their knowledge of Wonder Woman’s history. The books are still great, the hosts are still great, what more could you want.  

Our intro music Is Atarashii Gakko! - Pineapple Kryptonite

One year has passed in Marvel's Ultimate 2niverse so let's check in on our favorite heroes and villains and whatever Nick Fury is. Is Hisako in control of her own powers? Are any of our new X-Men? Where’s Harry and why’s Peter a little off? What happens when T'Challa finally challenges Moon Knight? What’s the fallout from the Ultimates battle with the Hulk? And who are the Ultimate Guardians of the Galaxy? Find out as we discuss Ultimate Universe: One Year in, Ultimates 7 and 8, Ultimate Spider-man 12, Ultimate Black Panther 11 and Ultimate X-Men 10.

Next time we’ll cover Ultimate Wolverine #1 so get hyped for that. Along with what comes next in the other four series, you know that part by now. 

Recommendations: Akira, Cave of Mud, Round and Round