In this episode Kiwi is able to pull the name of the Star Wars race that Kit Fisto is out of his ass which is the type of crazy feat you come here for. That's right, it's another serving of DC's Absolute comics about those famous superheroes: Batman, Superman, and of course none other than Wonder Woman her very self. We have a lot of good things to say about them, and who knows, maybe we even get a little bit crazy with it - much like those dastardly Party Animals that Absolute Batman has to deal with. So settle in, and enjoy the show! The comics are Absolute Superman 4, Absolute Batman 5 and Absolute Wonder Woman 5 by the way.

Recommendations: Meals On Wheels, Righting Wrongs, PTU, John Wick 4

Who is the Ultimate Winter Soldier? Are Wolverine and Nightcrawler in love? (yes) Who is organizing the rejected Children of the Atom? Where are Peter and Harry? And what does an Ultimate Luke Cage look like? Why is there no Black Panther comic this episode? We talk about Ultimate Wolverine 1, Ultimate Spider-Man 13, Ultimate X-Men 11, and Ultimates 9.

Next time we’ll have a new book from all 5 series to check out. So do the reading or don’t listen.

Recommendations: Elden Ring, Fantastic Four by Ryan North, Severance, Accident (2005)

Ya know you miss one episode and you get demoted from host and maybe even the director of the show to just an editor. No shade to editors, certainly not as bad as being eaten and shit out by the Tetracide. This week we cover Absolute Superman 3, Absolute Batman 4, and Absolute Wonder Woman 3 and 4. Our hosts experience Batman’s early days, lament over how much time we’re spending on Krypton and bulk up on their knowledge of Wonder Woman’s history. The books are still great, the hosts are still great, what more could you want.  

Our intro music Is Atarashii Gakko! - Pineapple Kryptonite

One year has passed in Marvel's Ultimate 2niverse so let's check in on our favorite heroes and villains and whatever Nick Fury is. Is Hisako in control of her own powers? Are any of our new X-Men? Where’s Harry and why’s Peter a little off? What happens when T'Challa finally challenges Moon Knight? What’s the fallout from the Ultimates battle with the Hulk? And who are the Ultimate Guardians of the Galaxy? Find out as we discuss Ultimate Universe: One Year in, Ultimates 7 and 8, Ultimate Spider-man 12, Ultimate Black Panther 11 and Ultimate X-Men 10.

Next time we’ll cover Ultimate Wolverine #1 so get hyped for that. Along with what comes next in the other four series, you know that part by now. 

Recommendations: Akira, Cave of Mud, Round and Round

This episode we look at Absolute Wonder Woman 2, Absolute Superman 2 and Absolute Batman 3. What are the threats Batman and Wonder Woman are facing? What’s Steve Trevor's baby face up to? Who would actually enjoy writing something out and not using AI? Wait, I'm enjoying writing this out right now. We also dig into the Superman trailer and the death of Sony's superhero franchise. Plus: our favorite comics of 2024!

Our intro music is Atarashii Gakko! - Pineapple Kryptonite

This week we deal with a shocking loss. Batman killed the Rizzler and Gotham's never been more dangerous. Thankfully we only talk about Marvel on the podcast. How many people have figured out Peter's secret? Can the Ultimates stand up to the Ultimate Hulk? How do we feel about the new Sorceress Supreme with a totally unique outfit and design? And some Kraven the Hunter nonsense up top (this episode was recorded before the release of Kraven the Hunter). 

Comics discussed: Ultimates 6, Ultimate Black Panther 10, Ultimate X-Men 9, Ultimate Spider-Man 11.

Recommendations: 20th Century Men, The Strange Death of Captain America, Hundreds of Beavers, The Power Fantasy

Our intro music was Catching Smoke by King Gizzard and The Lizard Wizard and our outro was One Beer by MF Doom.

The Superfriends are here and guess what, they're HUGE! And so are your hosts, as we look at Absolute Wonder Woman 1, Absolute Superman 1 and Absolute Batman 2. What’s it like growing up in hell? And why’d Diana come to Earth? Is Jason Aaron cooking or is Superman too heavy handed? And most importantly: it's poker night! Are you All In?

Editor’s Note: the anti-milf accusations against one of our hosts aren’t true; they were just trying to keep the pace of the show going and did not expect the slander. Of course all of our hosts are pro milf. Bluesky coming soon

Our intro music is Atarashii Gakko! - Pineapple Kryptonite 

Recommendations: Beneath The Trees Where Nobody Sees, Nice House On The Lake, East of West, Public Domain

We're back with our second episode ever! Is Harry able to live up to the example Peter set? What have JJJ and Ben been up to? What happens when #ArmorGirl goes #viral? Will T'challa finally stand up to Khonshu? Most importantly, who is this new Hawkeye? Your hosts Janos, Holly, Nick, and Kiwi cover Ultimates 5, Ultimate Black Panther 9, Ultimate X-Men 8 and Ultimate Spider-Man 9 and 10.

Welcome to the Absolute Best DC Absolute podcast. This episode we cover The DC All In Special and Absolute Batman #1. What’s Darkseid up to? How big is Bruce? Where and when is booster gold? Find out all of this and more as we try to map our individual histories with DC which is mainly remembering a lot of mid TV. Honestly, it’s just a good fucking time, you aren’t going to want to miss it. Are you All In?

Our intro music Is The Bat Dance by Prince and our outro is the Justice League Unlimited theme with sounds from Batman and Super Friends. Recommendations: Tenebre, The Abominable Dr. Phibes, The Birds, Taking a nice walk

The only Ultimates podcast ever kicks off with a catch up episode! What is the Ultimate universe? Who is the Maker? How much time can we control? Are the Ultimates heroes or terrorists? Are Uncle Ben and J. Jonah Jameson in love? Your hosts János, Holly and Nick got all the hot gossip you’re looking for, you don’t want to miss this! Do the reading or throw out the package we sent you six months ago. Next time we’ll be covering Ultimates 5, Ultimate Black Panther 9, Ultimate X-men 8, Ultimate Spider-Man 9. Unless some other podcast gets in the way.

Recommendations- 20th Century Men by Deniz Camp and Stipan Morian, New Gods by Jack Kirby, Die by Kieron Gillen and Stephanie Hans