What’s the deal with Hawkman? Is he a lost cause? Is Absolute Superman good now?? Is everyone in love with Wonder Woman? (yes) Would you go to your ex-wife’s safe house? What if it was to save your second or third best boy? Can you fix everything in a marriage in a single night? Even if your son has bad vibes? Would you go to hell to save your best boy? What if he’s a lizard? Of course you’d go to a military base to save your dad, right? Maybe not my dad. Probably Wally’s though. This episode we talk about Absolute Green Lantern 10 & 11, Absolute Superman 15 and 16, Absolute Flash 11, Absolute Batman 16, Absolute Wonder Woman 16, and Absolute Martian Manhunter 8.

NEXT TIME: Absolute Flash 12, Absolute Superman 8, Absolute Wonder Woman Annual, Absolute Batman: Ark M Special and Absolute Batman 17+18

Recommendations - Adult Swim’s The Elephant, Harley & Ivy: Life of Crime/Harley Quinn Annual 2024, Squirrel Girl (North, Henderson)

What’s going on in the Dome? Do we need to care? Are we satisfied with everything being wrapped up nicely in Spider-Man? Was it too convenient? What about X-Men’s dangling plot threads? Where did all of those come from? It's probably hard to end things. Do you like endings? Well, there are more ends to end and friends to friend. Listen and tell a friend. That’s a call to action. They tell you to do them. Who’s they? Action! You haven’t called them in a while. 

We talk about Ultimate Endgame 2, Ultimate X-Men 24, Ultimate Wolverine 14, and Ultimate Spider-Man 24.

Next time we’ll talk about Ultimates 20-22, Ultimate Wolverine 15-16, Ultimate Endgame 3

Recommendations: Preacher, 100 Bullets, Journal With Witch, DC’s New Frontier

Intro: One Beer By MF Doom

Outro: Robot Stop By King Gizzard and The Lizard Wizard

Other songs and sounds: Porky Pig, X-Men Themes, Fantastic Four Theme, Spider-man Theme

Albums I listened to while editing: Lighght by Kishi Bashi, Ultimate Spinach self titled album, Speaking in Tongues by Talking Heads, Daddy’s Home by St. Vincent, and Butterfly 3000 and Teenage Gizzard both by King Gizzard and The Lizard Wizard

Can Hawkman and Superman overcome their differences to take down Parasite? Does Superman even need Hawkman’s help? Can the power of friendship make that old man less conservative? Whatever happened with Medusa? Is Wonder Woman going to leave a plot thread hanging? Will Wally join the Rogues? What’s the deal with Ark M? Does it have anything to do with this wacky Joker guy? What does Jim Gordon know? Will Waylon find clothes that fit?

This episode we talk about Absolute Flash 12, Absolute Superman 17, Absolute Batman 17 & 18 and Absolute Wonder Woman Annual.

Our intro music is Atarashii Gakko! - Pineapple Kryptonite and our outro this week is Hanging On The Telephone by Blondie.

Next time we’ll talk about Absolute Martian Manhunter 9 & 10, Absolute Wonder Woman 17 & 18, Absolute Superman 18, Absolute Flash 13.

Recommendations - Women Wearing Shoulder Pads, Suicide Squad (Ostrander, McDonnell, Yale), Circe (Madeline Miller), Gosenzo-sama Babbanzai!

What if Tony just built a Makerbuster? Why’d they do that to Spider-Man? Why are the X-men here? Does anyone need to be here? Did this need to be an event? Could Ultimates just have gotten its own ending? It’s the second to last one. Have fun.

We talk about Ultimates 21-22, Ultimate Endgame 3 and Ultimate Wolverine 15.

Next time we’ll talk about Ultimates 23-24, Ultimate Endgame 4-5 and Ultimate Universe: Finale

Recommendations: New Titans 2026, Die, Die: Loaded, JSA Year One, Robot Carnival

Intro: One Beer By MF Doom Outro: Robot Stop By King Gizzard and The Lizard Wizard Other songs and sounds: Porky Pig, X-Men Themes, Fantastic Four Theme, Spider-Man Theme Albums I listened to while Editing: Ghost Live in San Francisco 2017